Some musing from the damned souls trapped in locker room 1, who have all but forgotten what it’s like to prepare for a game with showering men staring at them, and game planning for a team that can hear their every word from 8 feet away:

• this has to be the tightest league standings we’ve ever had. 2-3 upsets every week have upended the betting market and have Little White’s college fund looking bleak
• The nickname game has been pretty weak – any new ones we need to know about? The Doodilys are proud to announce that Skeet-Skoot has been snipped. Scientists have solved the age-old mystery and confirmed that with his Skeet removal, he is proven to henceforth be Skoot (or Skooting Blanks if it please the court). 
• in a similar blue-vein, we also propose that Jenkins be known as Thick Offerman henceforth. 
• Hats off to everyone’s favorite unpaid intern, Thomas Lacorte. While the Fish Dicks are doing well in the standings, more importantly the Rum Ham setup last night was money, and the heckle le orange has been strong and overly mean-spirited like Satan intended.