 | Saturday 9:15 AM |  |
| Rattlesnakes | vs | The Suckas |
| 3 | FINAL | 5 |
 | Saturday 10:50 AM |  |
| Savages | vs | The Nature Boys |
| 1 | FINAL | 4 |
| Saturday 4:15 PM | |
| The Nature Boys | vs | The Suckas |
| 0 | FINAL | 2 |
| Saturday 9:15 AM | |
| Rattlesnakes | vs | The Suckas |
| 3 | FINAL | 5 |
| Saturday 10:50 AM | |
| Savages | vs | The Nature Boys |
| 1 | FINAL | 4 |
| Saturday 4:15 PM | |
| The Nature Boys | vs | The Suckas |
| 0 | FINAL | 2 |
Yours truly (i.e. you suck Halligan) will be in net for the porkdicks tonight. I promise at least one stick throw but I won’t quit and leave early. That is all
Helluva game Jäger Bomb, helluva game.
Pork roll is threatening to climb out of the cellar.
In case you haven’t noticed, and judging by the attendance you haven’t, the Pork Roll have managed to tie a game here, and are threatening to climb out of the cellar.
Just because you haven’t lost every game, doesn’t mean you can’t go winless.
Pork roll no score 50 goal