Suspension

Scott Carmack has received a 1 game suspension for his “interaction” with the referee during Tuesday night’s game.

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Johnny Appleseed
Johnny Appleseed
1 month ago

Juice wasn’t worth the squeeze on that “slash”. Wonder if he was asking for a secondary penalty…

Last edited 1 month ago by Johnny Appleseed
The Innocence Project
The Innocence Project
1 month ago

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution has not presented any evidence in this case. Instead, they have pushed through a verdict in the dead of night without fair trail.

Is Scott well liked by the refs? No
Is Scott well liked by the league generally? Also probably no

But does that mean he is guilty?

The defense will demonstrate the refs in this case were hangry, having to officiate a game with the delicious smells of breakfast wafting over the rink. They were not in a good state of mind when accessing Scott’s actions that night.

I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

Bruce
Bruce
1 month ago

Suspended for intercourse with the refs?

CCTV
CCTV
1 month ago

Thanks to modern technology and the WSL being outfitted with the latest in LevBarn optics, we have a clear still of the Salt and Pepper Stat Swindler’s interaction with the refs:

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Last edited 1 month ago by CCTV