The 2017 Rosters are up.
Who are the Preseason Favorites? (choose up to 2)
- Chainsaws (14%, 25 Votes)
- Aliens (12%, 21 Votes)
- Hellraisers (12%, 21 Votes)
- Predators (12%, 21 Votes)
- Nosferatu (11%, 20 Votes)
- Nightmares (10%, 18 Votes)
- Chuckys (8%, 14 Votes)
- Clowns (8%, 14 Votes)
- Campers (6%, 10 Votes)
- Horrors (6%, 10 Votes)
Total Voters: 128
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How did Croce manage to get his own picture on the Nefertiti jersey? Also couldn’t help but notice that he traded Klein twice. How does he do it?
Frain, Waaaahnteforte and Fat Smooth on the same roster?? That lineup is a Wiss heckler’s dream come true.
Random thoughts on roster:
– Only one player named Jason on the Campers. Fail.
– Berks make the Ass-Clowns roster. Only other fitting team would’ve been the Whorers.
– This season will be a real hackfest with Bock and Amos on the same team. Good luck leaving the game against Chainsaws with all wrists and ankles intact.
– Is Gunning really back in the league? Talk about raising the undead – you guys really took the 30+ over ban seriously…
– The Predator wears a Predators jersey. All is right in this crazy post-Trump world.
– Passing grades to Whorers, HAACKsaws, and Nosferatutus – they are the press corps favorites on paper.
Classic writeup
One more passing thought – why weren’t these considered as logos for the Predators? The kiddos would’ve loved owning a jersey.
https://goo.gl/images/RCE1yh
https://goo.gl/images/o6OvqA
So honored to have my face on a jersey in this league but it looks more like DeMeio….
Who’s this free press guy trashing the clowns and whorers ?
With the glorious return of Kemp to the blue line, will “Ghost of Kempy” change his handle?
Good call, Ghost of Kempy is retired for now, BWH is the working title. 3 thoughts:
1. Just like HellRaiser does, I resurrected Kempy’a Soul, yet he slipped through my grasp b/c his name wasn’t on the list. I will put so many pins in the testicles of Ol Dippy, Anus, Buehler, and anyone else who hath robbed me of my destiny that they will look like a titanium chia pet.
2. I laughed so hard yesterday thinking about Horger and the Berks wearing those clown jerseys that I had 2 tears streaming down my face. After recovering my composure for a few minutes I thought of “those fuckin’ guys are horrible looking!”, and three more tears streamed down my face.
3. I like the saws and the hellraisers (no really!) on the ice, 4th period is a heavy favorite to the clowns, but Predators are the obvious dark horse. I don’t see any ’14 Rockies-level murphers, so the stands should be solid throughout.
Let’s go Clowns
Right to Betty Ford!!!!!
Good Try you Fake Big Smooth!
Dork
Whomever did the Jersey design this year was spot on. Both the idea for the theme and the jersey art is spot on this year.
Ya I wasn’t involved, that why they look so dam good…
We getting socks this year?
Free egg mc muffin and coffee at your participating mickey d’s every game berks get 10+ PIMs