Wetas Explode

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Wetas
One little, two little, three little Indians.
Four little, five little … way too little indians.
Short-benched, the Chiefs got run off the reservation, 6-1. Coulda been 10, but Axel held up.
Wetas exploded in the third. I think Phil had the scalp-trick.

Spring League Team Names and Logos Unveiled

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ORIGINAL SIX
….ok well it was four, who gives a sh*t, the Wissahickon Spring League has expanded! Six teams
will gut it out for the Labatt Trophy this year. WSC, The Chiefs
(re-established), Mt.Airy Weta, Darkness II, HoseHeads, and Ducks are
currently preparing for the League’s first draft.
Sign up with JB at the Shop soon.

Team name for spring league?

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Bernie was watching this insect on Animal Planet last night, and couldn’t help but think it could be a team name for the Wissahickon Spring League. It’s the Mountain Rock Weta. “Make your poon poon weta, weta.” Besides the obvious Jamaican rap tie in, the Weta have developed special proteins in their haemolymph (the insect equivalent of blood) which prevent ice from forming in their cells. This enables them to survive at temperatures down to –10°C, even when 82% of their body water has frozen. So they can thaw out after being frozen in ice for four months. Sounds like a hockey player to me.