In our occasional Friday feature, we’ll upload a photo and ask the geniuses to come up with this site to come up with a witty caption.
Have at it!
In our occasional Friday feature, we’ll upload a photo and ask the geniuses to come up with this site to come up with a witty caption.
Have at it!
Why yes mr president!, I’ll bring the cup to the white house! But only if Ryan Berkery can steal a smooch from Mrs Obama!
“Yeah, that’s right, honey, you heard me correctly. I said ‘days’. I won’t be home for a couple of days.
The Quippers are Coming!
Mark: Super! Thanks so much honey!
Berk: What did she say?
Mark: She will fill it up with breast milk!
Berk. Sweet!
Jenkins: ” Honey, put the whole chicken , a bottle of whiskey and a milkshake in a blender , we are fucking dirty style tonight , and Ryan Berk is watching. ”
Ryan Berk : ” Can I jack off in the corner too ?
Jenkins : ” Yes but you have to finish in the cup and drink it ”
Ryan Berk : ” Sure, I thought that was standard anyway “
Jenks: “Yea honey, we did it! We won the whole thing. The beer couldn’t taste any sweeter out of this cup.”
Ryan: “pissassination!”
Voice on phone: Do you know who this is Mark?
Jenks: Morpheous?
Voice on phone: No you idiot, I’m you in 9 years. Let me give you a hint on where you’re heading..
Fat Jim Morrison
“Celebrate by learning to ballroom dance then going to see James Blunt?! You got it!!!”
berk: is that the boul niko?
Jenkyns: yea he’s rappin, said something about ill never win this trophy again or some shit…