Tuesday, June 5th

Tuesday 7:20 PM
Sith vs Raiders
7 Box Score 3
Tuesday 8:55 PM
Troopers vs Scoundrels
3 Box Score 5
Tuesday 10:30 PM
Hunters vs Wookies
6 Box Score 3
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Lord Helmet
Lord Helmet
5 years ago

It’s gonna get weird tonight. I predict actual hecklers in the actual stands, not this rimjob bullshit we’ve seen all year where everyone stands outside the locker rooms. If you’re allergic to the stands, at least have the decency to bake in your car for 4 hours like Heavy D.

Dan Cherry
Dan Cherry
5 years ago

I agree. This last game needs to be a shit show. Not enough bullshit in the stands and not enough bullshit in general. We need More beer , more drugs and for fucks sake more dildos. WHERE THE FUCK ARE ALL THE DILDOS

Jorts
Jorts
5 years ago

It was a shit show…that’s a fact

Lord Helmet
Lord Helmet
5 years ago
Reply to  Jorts

Jorts, you ARE the shit show. Well done. 10 pancakes, 5 bacons, 3 scrapples, and 1 Cleveland Steamer. You are a true SithHead. I hope you show your robe mercy.

Greedo
Greedo
5 years ago
Reply to  Jorts

After witnessing his performance last night, I’m pretty sure Jorts is related to the crazy shitting lady at Tim Hortons.

Jorts
Jorts
5 years ago
Reply to  Greedo

She’s my step mom

99% sureeeee...
99% sureeeee...
5 years ago

99% sure the standings are off if all these ties are based on Head to Head for the first tie breaker.

Beer Drinking Watcher Guy
Beer Drinking Watcher Guy
5 years ago

Wouldn’t it be suuuuuuuuuuuure? Sureeeee would be shore-eeee

Larry David
Larry David
5 years ago

Pretty, pretty, pretty sure

99% sureeeee...
99% sureeeee...
5 years ago
Reply to  5hole

…you should shut up

Howard
Howard
5 years ago

Jorts how was your dootie from those pancakes and bacon?
~Yes
Did it squish around and stink up the stands?
~Yes
Did it give you diaper rash?
~Yesss
Did you go dumpster diving for Fess’s last Saturday bbq?
~Yes

Dickie Dunn
Dickie Dunn
5 years ago

Jorts,

You are officially the weirdest guy in the WSL. Congrats! You make Dan Berk seem like Mr. Rogers & Big White seem like Martha Stewart.
– DD
P.S. I think the zam driver quit last night

Jorts
Jorts
5 years ago
Reply to  Dickie Dunn

Yeah I’ve got a lot of problems

Tillerson
Tillerson
5 years ago
Reply to  Jorts

But constipation ain’t one

Greedo
Greedo
5 years ago
Reply to  Dickie Dunn

Half Moon quit?

Tillerson
Tillerson
5 years ago
Reply to  Greedo

Apparently someone shat in his safe space?

Dickie Dunn
Dickie Dunn
5 years ago
Reply to  Tillerson

Don’t get me wrong. Jorts is a great guy. He gave me a chocolate chip pancake.

Old Dip Bref
Old Dip Bref
5 years ago
Reply to  Dickie Dunn

Pancakes? I’ll shit on ’em if you really axe me.

Lord Helmet
Lord Helmet
5 years ago

Congratulations to Laux on both the Rocket Ritard and the Shart Ross, true underdog story!

We need some playoff predictions from Val. Also, did Jorts lock up League MVP on Tuesday for his performance as Rowdy Roddy Diaper?

Jorts
Jorts
5 years ago
Reply to  Lord Helmet

Most Valuable Pooper?

Uncle Stain
Uncle Stain
5 years ago
Reply to  Jorts

Not sure, he seems pretty shitty if you ask me