2018 Preseason Trades

Three Team Trade

⇨ Nick Gunderson ⇨
⇨ John Riley ⇨
⇨ Chris Bisler ⇨

Hackwood Trade

⇨ Jim Blackwood ⇨
⇦ Matt Katyl ⇦
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Fake News
Fake News
6 years ago

The Sith’s originally wanted a couple of cones and a broken goalie stick but they got chiseled down to just taking Blackwood.

Tillerson
Tillerson
6 years ago
Reply to  Fake News

At least the wood has some intrinsic value.

Darth Sidious
Darth Sidious
6 years ago
Reply to  Tillerson

Which is….what exactly?

G Train
G Train
6 years ago

Congratulations Cherp! I know you’ve been lobbying for Hackwood and Chewy the entire off-season and I’m glad to see that you managed to get BWH to make the move that will put you over the top….if not in the standings, than at least mentally. That’s quite a locker room dynamic you’ve got there Sith.

BWH
BWH
6 years ago
Reply to  G Train

We needed to beef up to combat Solecki’s bold new 2-3 strategy. It may be the biggest game changer since the all-fat-guys lineup in Nintendo Ice Hockey.

Phil Deez
Phil Deez
6 years ago
Reply to  BWH

When Big White figured out noone wanted to trade him a defenseman…

https://giphy.com/gifs/bbc-first-in-the-club-crying-baby-l41YdDNnasCOd2TWo/tile

Tillerson
Tillerson
6 years ago

I can only assume BWH was forced to make these deals against his own will? Or is that a different JR?

Every Day Im Cherp'in
Every Day Im Cherp'in
6 years ago

The definition of depression:

Finding out that your captain has trade for BOTH Riley and Hackwood.

Tillerson
Tillerson
6 years ago

Cap’n just trying to see how much dead wood the GOAT can carry.

Spell Check
Spell Check
6 years ago

“I’m”

“Chirping”

you dumb fuck

Jorts
Jorts
6 years ago
Reply to  Spell Check

Go home spell check

Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
6 years ago

Play nice, Jorts!

Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary
6 years ago

…you fucking asshole

Jorts
Jorts
6 years ago

Asshole? That’s it???
You couldn’t thumb through your own pages to find an appropriate insult? You must be suffering from Dickneck.

Darth Sidious
Darth Sidious
6 years ago

What are you doing, Big White?!

Master Yoda
Master Yoda
6 years ago

Fucking odd, this is

BWH
BWH
6 years ago

I just cut my team’s risk of injury right in half. Your goddam right I was crying about D, we can’t afford to have Shoup getting too much ice time. Now we have our coveted #1 D to properly slot Shoup down the lineup. BWH can be had on the cheap if anyone is still shopping around. Much ado about Wookies.

CNN
CNN
6 years ago

Just in! – The WSL has launched an investigation based on claims that Big White Helmet (BWH) has been working along side Russia in attempt to load his entire roster with 14 “A” caliber players during this years 2018 draft. The FBI was only able to recover a select few emails from BWH’s private server after 500,000 emails were reportedly “deleted.”