11 thoughts on “Missing Persons

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    Tough break, but I think that falls on the beer captain in the end. It’s like a mom relying on a dead-beat dad to bring the birthday cake to their son’s party – sure, dad shouldn’t have been on a 5-day bender and woke up under a table at Hooter’s on a Tuesday morning, but in the end mom is holding the bag while 15 toddlers riot and maim Chuck E Cheese. Gotta have a contingency plan, is what I’m saying. DAMN YOU DAD!!!!

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    Any cuckold can raise another man’s kids, it takes a truly virile bull to sire many children and leave it to Mommy to take care of them. By such logic Shawn Kemp was the greatest man evah!

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    In all honesty though, statistically speaking if you even had the good fortune to have a Dad he probably wasn’t that great. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

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    A Pre-Father’s Day thought:
    In all honesty , statistically speaking if you even had the good fortune to have a Dad he probably wasn’t that great. Otherwise you wouldn’t be here.

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    This dead beat dad over here is in the CADDYBOYZ…. you obviousally dont know who the fuck i am 1999999!! In fact , i didnt realizing tuesdays were going to be the busiest day of my week. I’m sorry for my non existance . I’ve reached out to provide beer or food to contribute; but the ghost does not get answered. It must be the spoof spirit that’s replayed without the actual physical matter of Joseph himself.
    It’s now 8:54 tuesday. 6-13-17 the puck is about to be dropped.

    Go Dredators!!
    Kick some fuckin ass!!!

    To weird dick:
    If you would like a ” Hard Dick Weird Nice Cock.” Pic hmu.
    ✌🏻
    My son who is 4yrs old and his birthday comming up friday.; can now ice skate and play ice hockey. Priorities , responsibility, and Sacrifice is key…

    I MISS ALL YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!

    Tuesday was the day i woke up off hooters floor…
    Thank God for fuckin tuesdays!!!!

    Be safe in your travels

    Ps: I love you Ryan Berkery

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