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I will be placing neon green bins in the locker rooms for everone to properly dispose of their beer cans. All proceeds will be donated to the “Ban Sam the fraud Can Man from Wiss” Foundation.
I also have Ralph the Recycler stickers available for FREE to anyone who kicks Sam in the nuts
Quenzer’s only mistake was not finishing the job.
Well to be fair, who would get ridiculed by the entire league if Quenzer had finished him off? I guess Bobblehead is next in the pecking order
I don’t get it…
Sam was trying to sell recycling stickers for $2 a pop last night. He was even doing it from the bench in a tied game.
LSD is a powerful drug…
Sam needs to be stopped.
He has jumped the shark IMO.
Go Ralph!
I like Ralph too. Down with Mr. Plow and Sam the Can Man.
So now we have three “recylers”:
Dan the can man
Ralph the recycler
Sam the FRAUD can man
Anyone else want to step up? There is a lot of money to be made in the can business. This Ralph guy means business he took the time to add the extra c to recyler. If he spells it right on his buckets you know he is out for the frauds blood.
Spring League has a rich history of entrepreneurs.
Eddie started it all off with his dog shit picking up business (yep see that bucket with the beer in it, that is Eddie’s dog shit bucket).
After that we had Sam and Glens leave raking business. I think they took the company public about 4 years ago.
One of my personal favorites was Sam’s bug eating company. He would eat any bug or caterpillar found in the wiss parking lot for 20 bucks. Bender was his only customer and the company went belly up.
Last year Sam started the recyling business. It was actually just a front and money laundering scheme for his here have a shirt and ask you a week later for 10 bucks to pay for the shirt scam.
This year the league is real competitive when it comes to recycling. With three new recycling start-ups, Sam had to expend his business model to selling stickers.
Show me the money!!!!!
…which brings us proudly to announce the opening of “Dmayo’s Tomato Pie Bistro” in the back parking lot on the folding table(BYOB)…
I had stock in “Sam’s Bug Eating Co”. Lost a fortune.
By the way last night was the first ever double tie in spring league history. I also think the Dead -Doors game may be the lowest scoring spring league game ever.
last night was also the first ever double two taper’d deuce dropped in Sam the Can Man’s bucket#1. Steamer it was. Can’t say who did it, but you might want to wear gloves Sam…
That’s f*ck*ng disgusting.
that dead/doors game had some of the best goaltending i’ve ever seen in this league. unbelievable job by the guys in net.
i’m happy to bring the recyling/recycling buckets into the stands during the 4th period to help out. i’m in it for the common sense, not cents.
We need shoot-outs. Ties blow.
Ten bucks to whoever slips a melted snickers into one of the buckets.
I agree. Shoot-outs would be pretty awesome.
another vote for the shootout.
but would you reward the losing team with a point? Everyone gets a ribbon, right? Really good article on puck daddy today blasting the shootout
you also need to find some refs that earn their money instead of these slow, out of position contstantly, don’t know what offsides is, can’t get out of the way of the puck, semi retarded bufoons with striped shirts and skates. my dog could have done a better job than those 2 fucktards we had on monday night. Where is Jay Leno? (i cringed as I typed that)
fucktards…love it. good stuff Todd. Although you guys did score 2 or 3 power play goals on us for shitty calls.
Yeah get Tommy to to ref some games! Take one look at the guys mullet and you can tell he knows how to ref a hockey game.
if we do shootouts, the other team should get to pick the first three. start with worst shooters first. would be very entertaining.
tommy=best ref hands down. funny as hell too.
score should be decided in the fourth period. whichever team has the most cans at the end of the night gets the two points. the other team gets one.