Comments on: Tuesday, March 25th

By: Deicide

Deicide — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:52:15 +0000

Blame it on god.

By: Wood Duck Jesus

Wood Duck Jesus — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:22:14 +0000

Never talk religion or politics with friends.

By: Thirsty Goalie

Thirsty Goalie — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 17:47:33 +0000

The 5th Period was going great until Brett had to start a holy war.

By: Dr. Bumba

Dr. Bumba — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:48:17 +0000

Ducks 6 Ice Chucks 5
Warriors 10 Wetas 5

Warriors should forfeit game due to no beer for fourth period.

By: Jenks

Jenks — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:42:32 +0000

Ducks win game, win fourth, win fifth, may have won sixth….I’ll let you know when I sober up.

By: Mullet King

Mullet King — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 13:41:41 +0000

At least……I…….still have a……..SHUT UP!!

By: Brian

Brian — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:52:31 +0000

At Least I still have a job Barry.

By: Barry

Barry — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:38:50 +0000

Nice haircut Brian!!!

By: B. Engblom

B. Engblom — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 21:14:11 +0000

…and Jenks still has too much time on his hands.

By: B. Melrose

B. Melrose — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 20:30:53 +0000

UPPER DUBLIN – The Wyndmoor Wood Ducks may be without winger Brian Jones tonight as they face off against the Mt. Airy Ice Chucks in their second and final pre-season game. The left winger who plays on the no-back-checking position was injured on Easter Sunday during the holiday skate when an unknown player up-ended WSC Spring Leage HOFer Dan Gunning and in turn, sending Jones flying. The report that both of Jones feet left the ice has not been confirmed yet. If indeed this did happen, it will mark the first time for such an occurrence in the absence of a spring board after an alcohol induced BBQ. During an interview with the AP, Jones was quoted “all I wanted to do was skate, drink 4 or 5 beers, go home and eat ham and drink wine.”

In a related story, Lent is over and Jenkins will probably be shit faced after he smells a beer.